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Most Fortunate of All Time:
- 276 Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
- 99 Warranty void if cookie is broken
- 66 If you can do the robot, you can sneak into robot dance clubs.
- 64 It's better to be approximately right than precisely wrong.
- 63 The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun.
- 39 Your luck will completely change today.
- 31 Wherever you go, there you are.
- 26 Yes, you should get that pierced.
- 24 Getting the right answers is only possible when you have asked the right questions.
- 23 A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile.
Most Unfortunate of All Time:
- 147 George Bush is still president.
- 45 Your food was poisoned.
- 33 Kill yourself.
- 29 Bad luck and misfortune will plague your pathetic life for all eternity.
- 25 How many times will you read these things and get your hopes up for some great advice? Tomorrow, you will die.
- 19 i am nonimage
- 18 you'll be stepping on a pig's poo
- 17 Your parents will never love you
- 16 you will lose
- 15 Exam is going to start soon
Most Fortunate This Week:
- 5 If life hands you lemons, gift wrap them and send to your boss.
- 4 You should have picked the other cookie
- 4 Sesame Street is not a place, it's a state of mind.
- 4 If cookie is broken upon arrival, run around yelling "The world is ending!"
- 3 No matter where you go, there you are
- 3 Your laugh makes me happy
- 3 The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. -- St. Augustine
- 3 One's destination is never a place, but a way of seeing things. -- Henry Miller
- 3 I'm sorry, this cookie was supposed to go the the person to your right
- 3 He who laughs is the one who farted
Most Unfortunate This Week:
- 6 Hope you enjoy the AIDS!
- 5 The Fleas from 1000 camels will infest your armpits.
- 5 tu pero es queso
- 3 gfjgfhdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfdgfd
- 3 When you die, no one will care.
- 3 Keep laughing, i urinated in that
- 3 By consuming this fortune cookie, you have agreed to the following terms and conditions (see other side for terms and conditions)
- 3 THERE IS NO TP FOR YOUR BUNGHOLE !
- 2 finchè la barca va
- 2 Haha u have crabs
Most Fortunate Today:
- How Fortunate! No fortunes yet!
Most Unfortunate Today:
- How Fortunate! No fortunes yet!
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