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Most Fortunate of All Time:
- 217 Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!
- 82 Warranty void if cookie is broken
- 58 If you can do the robot, you can sneak into robot dance clubs.
- 57 The pen is mightier than the sword, if you shoot that pen out of a gun.
- 55 It's better to be approximately right than precisely wrong.
- 32 Your luck will completely change today.
- 31 Wherever you go, there you are.
- 25 Yes, you should get that pierced.
- 23 A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile.
- 21 Getting the right answers is only possible when you have asked the right questions.
Most Unfortunate of All Time:
- 135 George Bush is still president.
- 36 Your food was poisoned.
- 32 Kill yourself.
- 24 Bad luck and misfortune will plague your pathetic life for all eternity.
- 20 How many times will you read these things and get your hopes up for some great advice? Tomorrow, you will die.
- 18 i am nonimage
- 18 you'll be stepping on a pig's poo
- 15 That mole is cancer
- 15 you will lose
- 15 You just ate Sparky.
Most Fortunate This Week:
- 82 Warranty void if cookie is broken
- 15 Ignore last cookie. Seriously.
- 14 Don't be afraid to smile, you never know who's falling in love with it!
- 13 Who the hell thought of putting paper in a cookie?
- 12 You will inherit a large sum of money.
- 12 You will awaken in the morning refreshed.
- 11 Never let truth get in the way of a good argument.
- 11 You will invent a humorous toilet lid.
- 10 Live, laugh, love and learn every day of your life.
- 10 always choose men with a future and women with a past
Most Unfortunate This Week:
- 135 George Bush is still president.
- 15 That mole is cancer
- 14 Your parents will never love you
- 12 Printed on poison paper
- 11 Stop working, you won't get funding
- 11 by reading this you agree to paying £1000 for your meal plus VAT and £20 per drink
- 10 The chef spit in your food
- 9 1 2 3 4 5 6
- 9 You will lose thousands on Avanir.
- 9 That lump is cancer
Most Fortunate Today:
- How Fortunate! No fortunes yet!
Most Unfortunate Today:
- How Fortunate! No fortunes yet!
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